Celebrity Oops

I must begin by explaining to you that my opinions on the movie can be taken as biased since I am absolutely and irrevocably in love with the actors and the book. * Long sentence, deep breath!*

Are you ready? I thought that the movie was an awesome introduction to the Twilight Saga. Most critiques argue that it was too slow in the begininng and that there were too many periods of awkward silence. Well, I thought that the whole ” awkward silence” projected a realistic attitude towards the knowledge that the guy Bella was crushing on was a vampire and so was his family.

*Deep…Breath*

I thought all the actors did a great job. Yet, Robert Pattinson NEEDS to practice how to talk like an American. There were some slip ups ( when he was talking to Rosalie in the hospital) where I could determine his british accent. Now, I understand that it must be hard for him to train his speech but if Ed Westwick could do it and Hugh Laurie could do it, then I am damn sure Robert can as well.

Many of you are also agaisnt the idea that Kristin Stewart played Isabella Swan. You need to MOVE ON. She did a very good job…probably because she has many attributes as Bella. And I don’t know why everyone wanted Amber Sabine or other nimwits to play Bella…they fail.

Anyone got the hots for Jasper Hale? Played by Jackson Rathbone..I thought he looked pretty amazing. Almost a James Franco. Oh and Ashley Greene, who played Alice Cullen did a magnificent job with her perky self. But enough with the analysis of the characters.

How hot was that kiss that Edward planted on Bella?! Except for the fact she was wearing underwear and not her “holey t-shirt” ( If you read the book, you’d know what I am speaking of.) I liked the relationship that Bella and Charlie had on-screen. I could feel how tense everything was…

I don’t want to give much away but the music, baseball game, fighting scenes were EPIC.  And I DO RECOMMEND THIS MOVIE TO EVERYONE. Mostly women! This is NOT A MANLY MOVIE- unless you find yourself obsessed with Bella or Edward!

Enjoy! I sure as hell did.

These celebrities were born on November 22:

Scarlett Johansson is 24.
Steve Can Zandt is 58.
Tyler Hilton is 25.
Karen O.is 30.
Robert Vaughn is 76.
Richard Kind is 52.
Jamie Lee Curtis is 50.

Now, we’ve seen Pamela Anderson big nipples on more than one occasion. And they still get the attention they deserve.

This time, it’s Heff (Hugh Hefner) on his 82 birthday. I can’t believe Heff still pays attention to nipples, breasts, and female bodies in general. You’d think that after 50 odd years in “business”, the sight will make him SICK.

Brooke Burke bikini pics!

Brooke Burke in Malibu (Feb. 2007)

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Britney Spears at Starbucks in Encino (11/20)

+ Fran Drescher has hot yellow teeth [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures from J Magazine [Egotastic!]
+ More pics of AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini [Just Jared]
+ Nicole Kidman areola slip (semi-NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Lindsay and Sam are in couple’s counseling [The Blemish]

+ Elisabetta Gregoraci has a nice bum [Holy Taco]
+ Homemade sex tape goes wrong (SFW) [Attuworld]
+ Kate Beckinsale takes her sweet ass for a walk [F-Listed]
+ Angelina Jolie is a master image manipulator [Cele|bitchy]

[Flynet]

Anthony Hopkins has a nice house

Anthony Hopkins’ beach house in Malibu

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

[Flynet, Pacific Coast News]

“Get off my lawn!”

Even though he’d been divorced six times before, Larry King didn’t sign a prenup when he married Shawn Southwick in 1997. Last week the National Enquirer revealed that Shawn’s been screwing another dude for the past six months. But don’t worry, Larry’s getting screwed too. Out of 50 million dollars. An insider told the tabloid:

“Shawn has had her share of problems with pills. And to her credit — with Larry’s help — she went to rehab and cleaned up, but the cheating can’t be dismissed. Larry has every right to dump her for what she did to him. But Larry refuses to do that - right now. Still, the thought surely can’t have escaped him. If Larry decided to dump Shawn, he could be on the hook to her for $50 million — despite what she did to him. That’s a lot of money — and it’s only compounded by the grief she’s put him through.” (Print Edition - 11/24)

Am I the only one who sees the positive in all this? If Larry plays the sympathy card right, this would be the perfect time to finally get Shawn to do anal.

[WENN]

Leo DiCaprio and Kate Bosworth hooked up

Apparently forgetting that he’s dating über-piece-of-ass Bar Refaeli, Leo DiCaprio got “extremely cozy” wtih Kate Bosworth earlier this week at Bardot nightclub in Hollywood. An eyewitness told Star magazine:

“Kate was all over Leo. Her body language suggested that she wanted to be more that just friends and wasn’t worried who saw. They spent the entire night together side by side, intimately whispering in each others ears and squeezing each other tight. Leo and Kate acted as if there was no one else in the club. She was making sure his focus was solely on her and the black skintight dress she was wearing certainly helped. When the club closed at 2am, Leo and Kate left with the rest of [his group of friends] to keep the party going elsewhere.” (Source)

There’s no way this story is true. Why would Leo lower his standards? The fact is that once you’ve traveled super elite first class (Bar), there’s no going back to regular first class (Kate). For example, after discovering the joys of high school seniors, you’ll never see me date another college freshman again. No way, I have too much self respect. So seriously Leo, for the love of god, quit slumming it with nine-and-a-halfs when you have a ten at home.

[WENN]

Kristen Stewart

Twilight star Kristen Stewart out and about in New York yesterday

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson at a benefit in San Francisco (10/27)

It’s not just Christina Aguilera and Martha Stewart feeling the heat. Tom Hanks and his wife Rita Wilson have fallen upon hard times as well. From TMZ:

Tom Hanks is being dragged into the middle of a legal war over The Beatles. Tom’s wife, Rita Wilson, just had to have a 1962 vintage Beatles poster priced at $75,000 as a gift for Hanks. According to legal papers filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Wilson agreed to ante up — provided the seller, Melissa Pearl, coughed up a certificate of authenticity. When Pearl came up dry, Wilson said she would bail on the deal.

That’s when Pearl, “became belligerent” demanding not only the $75k but an additional $300,000 “for what Pearl absurdly characterized as her time and trouble to obtain the evidence requested by Wilson that the poster was authentic.” Wilson wants a judge to declare she can legally walk from the deal. (Source)

It’s sad to see really. A legal mess over a simple little $75,000 poster and $300k certificate of authenticity. How embarrassing. During better times, I remember when celebrities would light their fancy cigarettes with $75,000 posters. My how times have changed.

[WENN]

Jessica Alba on the set of An Invisible Sign of my Own in New York (11/14)

Jessica Alba totally snubbed an 8-year-old kid on the set of her new film An Invisible Sign of My Own. From Latina.com:

According to a fan, the Latina bombshell was quite rude when he approached her to ask for a photograph for his young nephew.

“I happened to see her right near my house, so I took my 8 year old nephew to see her (he is a big fan of Fantastic 4). I brought my camera with me and went over to her and asked if he could have a picture with her. She looked at me, looked down at my nephew and turned away from us. She then said, ‘No, I do not allow my photo taken.’ Needless to say my nephew was heartbroken.” (Source)

There’s a reason Jessica doesn’t like her photo taken: it means she might have to smile. Five years from now when that kid learns the wondrous joys of hand lotion, scented candles, and self-asphyxiation, I hope Jessica doesn’t expect to be his object of affection. Because after this traumatic experience, he’s more likely to fantasize about Clay Aiken, Lance Bass, or microwaving kittens.

[PICS: Pacific Coast News, BauerGriffinOnline; STORY: ONTD]

Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s divorce is final

Madonna and Guy Ritchie finalized their divorce today at a court in London. The two were granted a so-called “quickie divorce.” Madonna listed the reason for the split as Guy’s “continuing unreasonable behavior.” Whatever bitch. You want to know what’s unreasonable? Five hour workouts every day. Muscles aren’t supposed to develop muscles. You want to know what else is unreasonable? Level Five on Contra. Seriously, how do you beat it without the spread gun?

[Splash News, WENN]

Alright kiddies I HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE YET. I will tonight around 10Pm EST, so I should have a review by the morning 3PM EST.

However here are a few places who have and this is what they had to say:

Los Angeles Times: LOVED IT.

*Entertainment Weekly: LOVED IT.

Associated Press: HATED IT.

Emanuel Levy: HATED IT. ( But recommends it to all women- hmm? How does that work?)

Orlando Sentinel: So-so.

Variety: HATED IT.

Some of you will be upset at what has been written, however do not let the negative reviews discourage you from viewing the film. Also, keep in mind that those who write reviews are not teenagers and they are probably people experiencing their mid-life-crisis so they do not understand the beauty of romance. Some of them haven’t even flicked through the pages of the novel. *Gasp*

*I enjoyed reading Owen Gleiberman’s review. He basically put everything into perspective and there is a sense that he HAS read the book due to his mentioning of the references Meyer placed in the book- Heathcliff, Romeo ect…

But do not fret awesome die-hard Edward Cullen fans, go see the movie- enjoy it and read about the not-so-nice or nice things I’ll have to say about it by tomorrow morning.

Divorce can be incredibly brutal. If you don’t play your cards right, then you might lose a big pot of gold.

Yet, that wasn’t the case for Guy Ritchie. To him, the big pot of gold was a metaphor for just being free from Madonna. He didn’t care about the money, he didn’t care about a lot of the things that were offered to him.

He just needed to seperate from the bitch. Neither him nor Madonna were present at court, which is awesome for them.  I’m def. happy that they both can now live at peace from the press.  And Madonna can have all the A-rod she wants.

Cheating, manipulating whore.

Ashlee Simpson leaving Hamasaku restaurant in West Hollywood (10/17)

Ashlee Simpson had her baby last night at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed in at 7 pounds, 11 ounces. Yup, they named their kid after the kid from the Jungle Book. Gee, I don’t see that kid developing any emotional problems at all. Thanks Mom and Dad! From their rep:

“Proud new parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz welcomed new son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, late this evening. Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!” (Source)

You know what this means? Jessica Simpson is now an aunt. God I hope Ashlee and Pete don’t leave her alone with the baby. “Momma always used to wash me in the sink so I figgered the dishwasher’d be twice as fast. Get off my back! I didn’t mean to kill yer baby!”

[WENN]

BLINK 182 BACK TOGETHER?

This will my little heart oh-so-happy if they come back to show the world once more what real music is, none of that Ali Lohan crap. The only bands I ever thought was worth listening to back the was Blink 182 and Greenday…the good old days.

Anways, Blink 182 split up back in 2005 and it was extremely messy. Mark and Travis didn’t talk to Tom, Tom didn’t talk to this person, and then some other dude with tats didn’t want to talk to another dude.

There was just a whole lot of silence.

Well- tragedies bring out the best in people (unfortunately) and so ever since Travis’ crash, the three have all talked and are reconnecting. I hope they connect as fast as my DSL so they can work on a tour. That Angels and Airwaves stuff is COMPLETE BULLSHIT. Box Car Racer and Plus-44 were the only sister-bands of Blink 182 that didn’t sound like complete shit.

I need my Blink 182.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz is the name of the child of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

This is absurd. BMW will eventually sue these people for naming their child after a prestigious company that sells elegant, beautiful cars. Now, the name Mowgli is completely ridiculous. Did they seriously just name their kid after the tiny boy from The Jungle Book?

People from the Bronx will eventually protest that BMW will have his first name removed. Despite the fact that Ashlee and Pete are dumb-asses at naming children and should never have children ever again, Baby BMW and Ashlee are doing fine!

So congratulations….on having…your new BMW!

NSFW!

Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

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These celebrities were born on Novemeber 21:

Goldie Hawn is 63.
Bjork is 43.
Ryan Starr is 26.
Nicollette Sheridan is 45.
Lorna Luft is 56.
Harold Ramis is 64.
Cherry Jones is 52.

AnnaLynne McCord nip slip! (Long Beach - 11/20)

Here’s the first official nip slip from the set of the new 90210. And you can say I’m more than a little disappointed. I had my fingers crossed that it was gonna be Rob Estes. *swoon*

[INFDaily.com]

Kelly Osbourne leaving a Rite-Aid in L.A. (11/19)

+ Shitty Aubrey O’Day upskirt picture [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Denise Milani is, ahem, stacked [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Blake Lively has that just effed look [Bastardly]
+ In case you missed it: Karolina Kurkova is a freak [Egotastic!]
+ Tricia Helfer is beautiful sorta [Popoholic]
+ The worst celebrity couple of 2008 is . . . [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ Rihanna has a new dumb tattoo [Dlisted]
+ Adriana Lima is definitely one of the better women to resemble [College Humor]
+ Lara Flynn Boyle might weigh 90 pounds [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Selena Gomez is probably talking shit about Taylor Swift [Lossip]

+ Megan Fox and that douche she’s dating are planning their wedding [Yeeeah!]
+ Lenny Kravitz’s NYC sex pad [CityRag]
+ It’s an all-out war between Brangelina and Jen [popbytes]
+ Cindy McCain’s mystery lover revealed as a used-car salesman [Gabby Babble]

[WENN]

“You wouldn’t believe what I can fit up my butt.”

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

[WENN]

Julia Alexandratou

Greek model and actress Julia Alexandratou

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