Britney Spears shows a little ass for some face time.Picture says it all people. Who needs lame attempts at comedic writing when you’ve got Britney Spears out in public? I think I’ll just shift this place over to LOLcats and retarded Britney pics, although that’s a pretty shitty thing to do to a cat.
Jenna Jameson got a breast reduction, a reverse boob job.In a surprise announcement today, California real estate agent Penny Fofellatio revealed that she had orchestrated the relocation of Jenna Jameson’s breast implants away from the sternum area that they had famously occupied, to a new northern location in Jameson’s lips.
“The implants decided it was time for a change,” said Fofellatio as she denied that the two fluid-filled sacs were evicted by Jameson. According to the 15-year real estate veteran, the move was made due to the improving nature of the mouth neighborhood since Jameson has retired from porn and is in a monogamous relationship.
“There were a lot of undesirable elements that ran through there in the past, plus a heavy discharge problem,” Penny said, “but it’s a lot cleaner, lower-traffic area now.”
Lindsay Lohan knows how to get off.Lindsay Lohan faces three possible felony charges for cocaine possession during her Herbie Fully Loaded Drunk Driving Tour and Lesbian Sideshow that ran from Memorial Day through late July. But at this point it doesn’t look like she’ll be prosecuted for any of those felony offenses.
We’re told charges may be filed tomorrow, and the D.A. is leaning toward rejecting three possible felonies. Sources say the D.A. almost certainly will not file cocaine charges in connection with her DUI bust Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills.
As for her July 24 arrest in Santa Monica, the D.A. could charge her with felony cocaine possession, and bringing cocaine into a correctional facility — also a felony. But we’re told that the D.A. is inclined not to file those felony charges either.
That basically leaves misdemeanor DUI charges for both incidents.
I guess the phrase “law enforcement” in LA is an oxymoron just like “military intelligence.” Just like those “watch your step” signs in the DA’s office really mean “Lohan’s getting her knees dirty delivering an oral argument.”
Watch Macpherson’s pussy get banged like a drum
This is Elle Macpherson’s sister Mimi and she’s far from just a model like her pretty sibling. Yes, Mimi does do some modeling and if I’m not mistaken has also been an actress but this video of her getting fucked like all get out will be a defining moment in her stardom for life.
Not sure how this celebrity video got released but you can be assured that Mimi Macpherson didn’t want it out. Though she does seem to enjoy getting fucked more than the average celeb shows on their own exposed tape moment. In any event, this is one to watch as it’s pretty graphic and you can always imagine that it’s you slamming her pussy and even that it’s her sister Elle that’s getting the thick end of your fuck stick.
These video clips of Pamela will shock you!
If you have just gotten access to the internet or have just decided for whatever reason that you weren’t going to watch the Pamela Anderson sex tape then I must tell you that if you think Pamela is even remotely hot, you have to download and watch this video.
It simply doesn’t get any better for a Pamela Anderson fan. She’s so hardcore and nasty in the tapes that sailors will blush, then get a boner. Speaking of Boners, Pam takes one deep in every hole. Like I said, it’s the best.
WOW! Check this out! Can this actually be it… Has the Britney Spears Sex actually been exposed? Well it certainly looks like her and its pretty funny that this vid comes out just a few hours after Britney files for divorce.
Looks like Kfed is out for revenge! This is going to be the hottest sex video since the release of the Paris Sex Tape! The video is not conclusive but really, if thats Britney she can really wax a cock! This is what we have all been hoping for. Check it out now!
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This is certainly something weve all been waiting for… Gorgeous British glamour model Keeley Hazell following in the footsteps of other Page 3 babes and starring in her own Home Sex Tape!
Keeley, known for her amazing natural 32E breasts and numerous photoshoots for Page 3 and mens magazines, has only previously been seen topless. The Sex Tape, leaked by an ex-boyfriend shows her taking charge in the bedroom, ordering the guy to get on the bed before she kneels down and starts sucking his cock! She really knows how to work it!
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Keeley then gets naked and lies back on the bed and gets her pussy licked before taking his hard cock and getting fucked! This is one hot celeb sex tape…Check it out now!
Kevin Federline in a movie? Full Metal Jacket, maybe.Well, compared to Britney, Kevin’s a frickin’ genius. But that’s like saying the Reverend Jim Jones was more fun than Hitler because he served Kool-Aid and worked on a smaller scale. You still don’t want to hang out with either of them.
So Federline shows up on the set of The Night Watchman, the movie he was supposed to be in with Keanu Reeves. Kevin checked his fly when everyone started pointing and snickering, but then he realized the real deal. He’d been fired long ago.
“He only had a very small role. However, he was fired from the film and his manager didn’t tell him. Kevin found out when he turned up for a wardrobe call.”
How sad… I almost feel bad for K-Fed, except for the fact that I told you two months ago he wasn’t in the movie. What, this fool is too good to read me?
Whatever.
But who can blame his manager for dropping the ball? He’s buried in intense negotiations for Kevin to star in his own cable TV show—Animal Planet Alabama: Where the Sheep are Scared.
Corey Feldman and Corey Haim star in The Two CoreysAh, nothing warms my old rotten black heart more than seeing washed up 80s stars re-emerge on reality television. Corey Haim and Corey Feldman haven’t been relevant to me since The Lost Boys, which was an incredibly cool movie, all except for the fact that all the cool vampires died and the two Coreys survived.
These two allegedly grown-up dorks star in the new A&E Reality Show The Two Coreys. Let me catch you up to speed. Corey Haim is an unemployed loser who comes to live with his former friend Feldman, who is working and married to a hot chick with big fake cans.
Who would have thought it would turn out this way? I figured both Coreys would be unemployed losers, and both of these sissies would be sporting big fake cans themselves. There’s nothing sexier than a homeless tranny, especially when one of them is screaming maniacally about an alleged Goonies sequel.
Check out video of Haim and Feldman getting into a fight in front of Feldman’s breast implants… er, wife, after the jump. (more…)
Angelina Jolie makes out with her sexually ambiguous brother, James Haven.Since Saint Jolie began running her multinational boarding home for orphans, people have almost forgotten that she’s a freaky lil’ tramp who was into blood play and making out with her own brother. Ahh, those were the days.
Angelina has said she had sworn of other chicks and bondage for Brad:
“I’ve never hidden my bisexuality,” she told French magazine Public. “Since I’ve been with Brad, there’s no longer a place for that or S&M in my life.”
But according to this hot mess named Jenny Shimizu, Jolie is still loving the lesbian lapping, and has been doing the Oriental tongue tango with her for 10 years.
“Whenever she calls me up, I visit her,” Shimizu said. “It’s not always the case that we have sex. Sometimes we go to her property in Cambodia and explore the jungle.”
Explore the jungle… heh.
Thing I can’t figure out is why Brad wouldn’t want Angelina with other chicks, as long as they actually look like women, which would disqualify Shimizu. Plus, shackling Brad to the furnace and beating him with a leather riding crop is what it is, Angelina, even if you now call it “time out.”
Britney Spears ruthlessly dishes out door dings in her Mercedes.Britney Spears is continuing her run for the Humanitarian of the Year Award. Here we have video of dumbass Britney hitting a Mercedes station wagon with her car while trying to park. Then Britney opens her door and hits the car again.
So, of course she gets out and inspects the damage to the other car, and leaves a note, right? Instead, Britney checks out her own car, and walks off. Nice.
Really, we can’t expect Britney to act like a person with a brain and a chromosomal structure undamaged from generations of moonshine and inbreeding would. Just watch the video after the jump, and mutter “bless her heart” like they do for all retarded kids down South. (more…)
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