Celebrity Oops

Two photos from Claire Danes VGing for MTV Canada. She should’ve wore a bra! But then again, why would she?

Sienna topless pictures are a dime a dozen. That doesn’t mean they aren’t any good though!

If you’re a fan of Christina Ricci (I’m not, even in the Adam’s Family days), here’s something from Egotastic.

Madonna prefers the feminine touch that only a purple strap-on dildo can provide.

Nothing like jolly old London for an evening stroll and the purchase of a Purple Penetrator Strap-On dildo. The stories I could tell you…

But enough about high school. Here’s Madonna leaving London’s Claridges Hotel yesterday with the illustrious Purple Penetrator strap-on, in a clear bag naturally, for privacy’s sake. Guy looks pretty excited in anticipation of getting a bit bent, so I guess he’s into it. Or else doing research for a new prison flick. Who knows?

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Britney Spears “performs” at the 2007 VMAs.

Call it an embarrassment. You know something’s wrong in the world when the Associated Press is harshing on a celebrity harder than the bloggers.

Somewhere, Kevin Federline is laughing.

An out-of-shape, out-of-touch Britney Spears delivered what was destined to be the most talked about performance of the MTV Video Music Awards — but for all the wrong reasons. Kicking off the show Sunday night with her new single, “Gimme More,” Spears looked bleary and unprepared — much like her recent tabloid exploits on the streets of Los Angeles.

She lazily walked through her dance moves with little enthusiasm. It appeared she had forgotten the entire art of lip-synching; and, perhaps most unforgivable given her once taut frame, she looked embarrassingly out of shape.

Even the celebrity-studded audience seemed bewildered. 50 Cent looked at Spears with a confused expression; Diddy, her new best friend, was expressionless.

Some comeback.

Hey, let’s give her some credit… I didn’t see her vagina for once.

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For all you fans of French cinema (you know who you are!), here’s a Sophie Marceau’s famous nipple slip.