Quickies Redux

Posted by Nick on February 29th, 2008

The Olsen Twins in Paris
The Olsen Twins at the Bourdelle Museum in Paris, France (2/29)

+ Heidi Klum cracks a few lesbian jokes on Leno [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Paris Hilton Topless and Bikini Pictures from 944 Magazine [Egotastic!]
+ Amy Winehouse just got uglier [Just Jared]
+ Fashion victim or fashionista? [F-Listed]
+ Vanessa Minnillo wants Nick to propose [ICYDK]
+ Debby Gibson is not dead [Geno’s World]

+ Want to see Ricki Lake naked? [Attuworld]
+ Brad Pitt got a crew cut [Cele|bitchy]
+ Greatest Tony Soprano impersonation EVER [Horny Oyster]
+ Lindsay Lohan actually rejected a dude [The Blemish]

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Jamie Lynn was a mistake

Posted by Nick on February 29th, 2008

Watch for falling prices Jamie Lynn!
Jamie Lynn Spears leaving a Kentwood, Lousiana Wal-Mart (2/29)

If that headline doesn’t push Jamie Lynn to the brink of suicide, the story might (via Fox):

Britney Spears’ family have been rocked by another scandal - pregnant teen Jamie-Lynn’s own birth was reportedly unplanned, and her father demanded a paternity test to make sure he was the baby’s daddy. As big sister Britney battles bipolar disorder and 16-year-old Jamie-Lynn prepares to become a young mom, the girls’ uncle has come forward with another past family secret.

William Spears claims “history is repeating itself” - because Jamie-Lynn wasn’t planned. The relative tells In Touch magazine that the young actress’ father Jamie was concerned when his wife Lynne announced she was pregnant - because he had had a vasectomy after the couple’s second child, Britney.

Uncle Willie says, “Jamie got awfully mad. He said it couldn’t be his.”

William Spears alleges his big brother then demanded a DNA test that proved he was the baby’s biological father.

He adds, “That’s why they named her Jamie-Lynn, to kind of make the point that she was from both of them.” (Source)

And here I thought they named their daughter Jamie-Lynn because they were ego-maniacs. It turns out they were just practicing the first law of trailer parks: “Thou shalt occasionally lay claim to babies that are yours.” FYI, the second law states: “Thou shalt not sleep with a sibling unless they have more than half of their teeth . . . because really, how are you expected to resist?”

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[Splash News]

Drew Barrymore is on vacation

Posted by Nick on February 29th, 2008

Drew Barrymore bikini pics!
Drew Barrymore bikini pics! (Hawaii - 2/27)

Drew Barrymore on the left. “Mac Guy” Justin Long on the right. Everyone thinks Justin uses a Mac because it’s a better computer. Wrong. He actually owns a PC - it’s sitting in a box in the corner of his living room. He tried moving it into his office a few times but the thing weighs nearly eleven pounds.

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Faith Hill is better than you

Posted by Nick on February 29th, 2008

Faith Hill has nice digs
Faith Hill is rich, bitch

Faith Hill and husband Tim McGraw’s mansion in Beverly Hills

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a new Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

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[Bauer-Griffin]

?Sobriety suits me?

Posted by Nick on February 29th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan is not sober
Lindsay Lohan leaving a party in 2006

Yes, Lindsay actually said that. In an interview with the March issue of Paper magazine, the star recalls her troubled 2007:

“I had a lot going on in my life and [alcohol] was a way of hiding from it. I hadn’t seen my dad; I had a lot of work stress ’cause I was constantly working and never took time to stop. Everything was go-go-go, and the easiest thing was to run away from it, going out and drinking at night. You know, you don’t have to think when you let go sometimes.”

Her 2007 stint in rehab forced Lohan to take time out to reassess. “There’s not really much else to do when you’re sitting in a treatment center. It’s like, ‘Why am I here? Let’s think.’”

Lohan reiterates that she is sober now, saying that “I never feel like I have to do anything. I wouldn’t be if I didn’t want to be,” but adds that, “[sobriety] suits me.” (Source)

So we’re supposed to believe she doesn’t drink anymore? The only way you can really tell if Lindsay’s sober is by monitoring the value of Anheuser Busch’s stock. Up 7 percent on Monday means she’s off the wagon. Down 10 percent on Tuesday means she’s back on. Of course if that doesn’t work, the answer is in the trees . . . that she hits.

NOTE: Not only does sobriety not suit Lindsay, neither does her birthday suit.

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[Splash News]

Lunch with Janet Jackson

Posted by Nick on February 29th, 2008

Janet Jackson is alert
Janet Jackson

Janet Jackson signing copies of her new cd Discipline at the Virgin Megastore in Hollywood (2/28)

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Hot! Hot! Hot!

Posted by Nick on February 29th, 2008

Kirstie Alley just got her hair did
“I would kill for four pizzas right now.”

When God created Kirstie, he threw away the mold . . . and then she found it and baked a cake in it. True story.

PICS: Kirstie Alley leaving a beauty salon in Burbank (2/28)

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[Bauer-Griffin]

Paris Hilton poses topless

Posted by Celebrity Pictures Blog on February 29th, 2008

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Here is Paris Hilton posing in her Calvins for 944 magazine. YAWN.

Kate Beckinsale: My best feature is my tw*t

Posted by Celebrity Gossip Blog on February 29th, 2008

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Kate Beckinsale thinks her vagina is just divine.

In an interview with Allure magazine, she says:

“I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”

Kate sinks to lower depths when asked about her best feature. She gushes: “My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?”

After a giggling fit, Kate then enlighten the interviewer, by silently mouthing the magical words: “My twat.”

She’s so refined and classy…don’t you think?

Source

Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

Posted by Celebrity Gossip Blog on February 29th, 2008

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These stars were born on Feb. 29:

Antonio Sabato Jr.
is 36.

Ja Rule is 32.

Randy Jackson
(American Idol judge) is 52.

Dennis Farina is 64.

Anthony Robbins is 48.

Dinah Shore is 92.

This is a horrible idea

Posted by Nick on February 29th, 2008

Jessica Simpson is going to war
Jessica Simpson is going to war

Jessica Simpson announced on her blog yesterday that she’s going to war. The singer is teaming up with Operation MySpace to sing for the troops in Kuwait. Jessica wrote:

Hey ya’ll. I just wanted to say hi, and let you know that I am hard at work on my country record, and I can’t wait to share it with all of you.

I am heading to Kuwait to do a show for the troops for Operation MySpace, then back in the studio. I love you all and am so blessed by the support and love you show me everyday!! xoxo jess (Source)

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute . . . Jessica Simpson? Entertaining the troops? The guys that are trying to put 30 mm rounds through the heads of terrorists? We’re sending the chick that was in Blonde Ambition? The only group we should be sending over there starts with ‘M’ and end with ‘etallica’. Who’s next, Martha Stewart? Turn those C-rations from forgettable to fabulous!

PICS: Jessica Simpson at JFK Airport (2/27)

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[Bauer-Griffin]

Quickies

Posted by Nick on February 29th, 2008

Ashton Kutcher is a douche
Ashton Kutcher in L.A. filming a scene for his new movie Spread (2/28)

+ Heidi Klum. Jumping on a trampoline. [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Sofia Monk is freed but tainted [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Lindsay Lohan looks like a cheap hooker [Bastardly]
+ Lindsay Lohan Naked is Worth a Lot of Money [Egotastic!]
+ Is Jessica Alba really the best person to be promoting birth control? [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ I think Obama is infatuated with Ellen [Dlisted]
+ Paris Hilton is hated across cultures (hilarious) [College Humor]
+ You know Angelina didn’t write this shit [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Mayra Veronica is FUEGO [Lossip]

+ TomKat is dropping $200k on a baby party for J.Lo [Yeeeah!]
+ Stars get Winehoused [CityRag]
+ Rachael Ray is getting her shit in order to divorce her husband [popbytes]
+ Another American Idol sexy pics scandal . . . [Gabby Babble]

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Friday Caption Contest #74

Posted by Nick on February 29th, 2008

Elle MacPherson is mean
Yet another fan learns the hard way that Elle McPherson doesn’t do autographs

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

[Bauer-Griffin]

Midnight T&A: Collien Fernandes

Posted by Nick on February 29th, 2008

Collien Fernandes pics
Collien Fernandes

German model and actress Collien Fernandes

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Midnight T&A: Collien Fernandes

Posted by Nick on February 29th, 2008

Collien Fernandes pics
Collien Fernandes

German model and actress Collien Fernandes

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Quickies Redux

Posted by Nick on February 28th, 2008

Lindsay rocking the jorts
Lindsay Lohan leaving La Scala restaurant in Beverly Hills (2/27)

+ John Stamos has a weird belly button [Just Jared]

+ When did Rihanna get implants? [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lindsay Lohan Nude in Playboy Too? [Egotastic!]
+ Mariah Carey wants you to touch her body [F-Listed]
+ How is this bitch still alive? [ICYDK]

+ Dude spends $170k+ on sex dolls . . . With video! [Horny Oyster]
+ Ciara has some diesel legs [Bossip]
+ The name’s Beckham, David Beckham [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Aria Giovanni is stacked [Jordan Is Your Homeboy]

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[Bauer-Griffin]

I miss Britney

Posted by Nick on February 28th, 2008

Britney Spears is huge
Run for your lives! It’s MechaBritney!

Ever since Britney’s dad basically took over her life, things just haven’t been the same. She’s taking her meds, not driving like a maniac, and shunning all-nighters. I feel like there’s a huge void in my life. At least I’m not the only one hurting. Newspapers and magazines are grasping at straws right now for some good Britney content. Check out this scandalous story from the New York Daily News.

Britney Spears keeps coming up with weird requests for her favorite L.A. boutiques. She flummoxed staff at the Betsey Johnson on Melrose Ave. this month by turning up with a Dolce & Gabbana dress she wanted the store to copy - in all white - to be ready by that evening. According to a witness, “the staff explained that they didn’t have a dressmaker on call who could do it in time.” Never mind that the frock she wanted copied wasn’t even their label.

“The only thing she wanted to buy in the store was the yellow wig on a mannequin in the window,” laughs the source. “The manager eventually agreed to offer it to her for $100.” (Source)

*Gasp* A yellow wig. Oh please stop the insanity before someone gets hurt.

NOTE: I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt on the dress thing — “British” Britney wouldn’t be caught dead wearing the same outfit as “American” Britney . . . dammit . . . see what I’m saying — even the multiple personality jokes just aren’t as funny anymore . . . *Paging Sam Lutfi*

Kim Kardashian is a monster

Posted by Nick on February 28th, 2008

Kim K Superstar is generous
Kim Kardashian in Beverly Hills (2/27)

Kim Kardashian stole 20 bucks from a homeless dude yesterday. The part that really gets me? She had a smile on her face while she did it. It’s like the bitch has no soul . . .

[Bauer-Griffin]

Kate Hudson is a homewrecker

Posted by Nick on February 28th, 2008

Kate Hudson is average
Oh I get it, she’s trying to be sexy

Kate Hudson basically wants to do everyone in Hollywood right now. She’s rumored to be infatuated with Justin Timberlake, “texting him nonstop” according to one source. Kate’s also recently been seen at ex-boyfriend Owen Wilson’s house. And then there’s the married guys. The New York Daily News writes:

Now comes word that Arizona Cardinals quarterback Tim Hasselbeck also caught [Kate Hudson’s] eye a little while ago at L.A. nightspot Teddy’s. She even showed up two days later on the set of a commercial he was shooting.

“Tim was courteous about meeting her, but he is a very faithful husband,” says a pal, who notes that he is married to “The View” personality Elisabeth Hasselbeck. (Source)

How bad of a homewrecker must Kate Hudson be if she can’t even steal a man away from Elisabeth Hasselbeck! Getting a guy to leave that brainless dolt should be as easy as skirting Megan’s Law*. If Kate really wants to learn how to break up a marriage, she should take lessons from the guy that broke up hers . . . although I’d recommend she skip Owen’s lecture on cutlery.

*Step 1: Own a van.

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[Bauer-Griffin]

Lunch with Sienna Miller

Posted by Nick on February 28th, 2008

Nice bitches
Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller walking her two dogs, Porgy and Bess, in London

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Bijou Phillips is on vacation

Posted by Nick on February 28th, 2008

Bijou Phillips bikini pics
Bijou Phillips bikini pics! (Hawaii; 2/27)

Apologies for the poor quality pics of Bijou and Danny Masterson. Apparently the photographer was maneuvering closer to get some better pics until he was distracted by a nearby seagull that was 100 times more interesting than these two. A sandwich, it had a piece of sandwich! Sandwich is people food!

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David LaChapelle does Gisele

Posted by Nick on February 28th, 2008

Gisele is a freak
Gisesle’s David LaChapelle photoshoot

If I had a nickel . . .

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Evangeline Lilly is angry

Posted by Nick on February 28th, 2008

Evangeline Lilly is angry
Evangeline Lilly in Beverly Hills (2/25)

I’m pretty sure that’s intended for me. I get that a lot. So I like to dress in what society deems “inappropriate” clothing, it doesn’t make me a bad guy. Just once I’d like to saunter about in my pair of lace crotchless panties without getting the middle finger. I mean, isn’t this a free country? Isn’t that what our Founding Fathers fought for? Makes you think . . .

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Evangeline Lilly is angry

Posted by Nick on February 28th, 2008

Evangeline Lilly is angry
Evangeline Lilly in Beverly Hills (2/25)

I’m pretty sure that’s intended for me. I get that a lot. So I like to dress in what society deems “inappropriate” clothing, it doesn’t make me a bad guy. Just once I’d like to saunter about in my pair of lace crotchless panties without getting the middle finger. I mean, isn’t this a free country? Isn’t that what our Founding Fathers fought for? Makes you think . . .

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to have baby in France

Posted by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog on February 28th, 2008

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will have their next child in France to honor the actress’ mother.  Angelina’s mother, French-Canadian actress Marcheline Bertrand, died last year.

“Angelina has been told she is expecting a girl. She’s thrilled,” a source told The Sun.

“Angelina is proud of her French roots and wants her latest addition to be born and raised there.”


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