Posted by Nick on March 31st, 2008
Posted by Nick on March 31st, 2008
Posted by Nick on March 31st, 2008

Heath Ledger had a secret love child
Heath Ledger’s family believes he may have fathered a “secret love child” in 1997. Heath was 17 and still attending the Guildford Grammar school when he began an affair with a 25-year-old (!). After the two broke up, the unnamed woman discovered she was pregnant (it’s unclear if she ever told Ledger the news). The late actor’s uncle Hadyn Ledger told Sydney’s Daily Telegraph:
“She had the baby. Everyone lived under the assumption that she was the daughter of the mother’s boyfriend and that is how she has been brought up. There is a very real possibility that Heath was the father.” (Source)
So this 25-year-old was Heath’s teacher right? Because 20/20 and Dateline have taught me that chicks that old don’t bang 17-year-olds unless they’re also grading their papers. I think it has something to do with all the spelling errors. So fucking hot.
FACT: Before his death, Heath’s next big role was an appearance on Maury Povich
Posted by Nick on March 31st, 2008
Posted by Nick on March 31st, 2008

Britney groping Kevin in 2004
I don’t think it’s a coincidence that this story leaks just a day before rent is due. Kevin Federline told Showbiz Spy that he still loves his ex-wife Britney $pears:
“I still love Britney. She’s the mother of my children,” Federline, 30, said. And Jamie Spears — Britney’s dad — is even reportedly encouraging the pair to reunite. “I spend the day chasing my kids around the house. Their needs define my daily schedule,” he adds. (Source)
I’d “still love Britney” too if she were the one paying for my hookers. I mean you’ve gotta be pretty cold-hearted NOT to love someone that puts the clothes on your back, food on your table, and roof over your head . . . unless you’re living in prison. Actually, that Britney prison analogy is fitting: 1. She’s hardly ever allowed to see her relatives (her kids). 2. People are constantly telling her what she can and cannot do (her lawyers). 3. She’s sometimes trades sexual favors for an extra serving of pudding.






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Posted by Nick on March 31st, 2008
Posted by Nick on March 31st, 2008

Lara Flynn Boyle in 2007 (L) and outside Mr. Chow last night (R)
Good to see the plastic surgery industry in Mexico is up and running again. I thought NAFTA was gonna destroy it.




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Posted by Celebrity Hack on March 31st, 2008
Heather Mills… She’s got legs!
Now that Heather Mills has fleeced Sir Paul McCartney for $50 million, we need to all apologize to Yoko. But then again, John would have never have been stupid enough to hook-up with a one-legged soft porn star.
Since scoring $50 million in her divorce settlement with Paul McCartney, Heather has been in New York looking to live large. The New York Post has the details:
“Mills was spotted looking at condos and, later, partying it up with three girlfriends at Pastis…She looked like a full-on tart. She had on a tight bustier, really tight pants and four-inch-high boots. She looked ready for anything.”
Look, pretty much everyone had this chick pegged as a gold digger from the start, so this is no surprise. What I want to know is how you walk around on a fake leg with four-inch-high boots.
Seriously, I’m stumped.
Posted by Nick on March 31st, 2008

NSFW!
Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.
(more…)
Posted by Nick on March 31st, 2008
Posted by Celebrity Gossip Blog on March 31st, 2008

Donald Trump has announced an MTV reality show and wants Eliot Spitzer’s prostitute Ashley Alexander Dupré to join the cast.
The show (tentatively titled “Lady or a Tramp”), will take a group of hard-partying girls and send them off to a boarding school environment where they’ll learn to become more ladylike.
Why would the girls want to be more ladylike? Being a tramp has been working just fine for Dupré, who’s received many lucrative offers since the scandal broke.
Nude pics: Gov. Spitzer’s hooker
Gov. Spitzer’s hooker screwed Charlie Sheen
Posted by Celebrity Gossip Blog on March 31st, 2008

Angelina Jolie is finding second pregnancy to be a lot more difficult than the first.
She’s had edema (swelling caused by fluid build-up), fatigue, nausea, and now she has diabetes.
“Angie has gestational diabetes,” according to a source. “She found out about a month ago and has been trying to keep it under wraps. She’s been seeing a nutritionist about it - frequently.”
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to have baby in France
Angelina got pregnant to keep Brad!
Posted by Nick on March 31st, 2008
Posted by Celebrity Gossip Blog on March 31st, 2008

There was a time Lara Flynn Boyle was smokin’ hot (e.g. picture on the left).
The picture on the right was taken over the weekend. What the f*** happened?
Posted by Celebrity Gossip Blog on March 31st, 2008

These celebrities were born on March 31:
Ewan McGregor is 37.
Richard Chamberlain is 74.
Shirley Jones is 74.
Christopher Walken is 65.
Rhea Perlman (”Cheers”) is 60.
Angus Young of AC/DC is 53.
Posted by Nick on March 31st, 2008
Posted by Nick on March 31st, 2008

Did Brad and Angelina get married?
So did Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get married over the weekend or not? Star magazine claims they did but both People and Us Weekly say they didn’t. Star’s claim:
Star can exclusively reveal that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who are expecting twins this summer, tied the knot during an intimate wedding ceremony in the couple’s adopted city of New Orleans, Louisiana on Saturday afternoon. As Star has reported, Brad had long wanted the ceremony to take place in the city devastated by Hurricane Katrina, while Angelina preferred a small, intimate ceremony in France. Clearly Brad won out as the planned ceremony took place in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel. The now husband and wife, along with their four children, are expected to return to Texas, where Brad is currently filming Tree of Life. (Source)
But People magazine says:
Despite reports that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt wedded in a New Orleans church Saturday, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE there was “no wedding.” (Source)
Us Weekly adds:
Online reports that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt tied the knot in New Orleans Saturday are “complete and total bullshit,” a source tells Usmagazine.com. “Bottom line, they aren’t even in New Orleans,” the source tells Us. (Source)
Does this surprise anyone? There’s only one place in the world where the typical wedding consists of a couple with one illegitimate child and two more on the way: Louisiana. If you need further proof that Louisiana is the birthplace of shotgun weddings, I present you with Exhibit A: Jamie Lynn Spears. Of course Exhibit B is their state motto: “Come as you are. Leave Different*.”
*Pregnant
PICS: The wedding chapel where the couple was allegedly married




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Posted by Nick on March 31st, 2008
Posted by Nick on March 31st, 2008

Alina Vacariu
Romanian actress and model Alina Vacariu
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Posted by Nick on March 29th, 2008
Brody Jenner needs to work on his manners. The Hills hottie was kicked out of LA hotspot Les Deux on March 12 after getting into a bar fight — with the bartender! “Brody was trying to get a drink, but the bartender wasn’t listening, so he climbed over the bar and grabbed a bottle of Grey Goose vodka,” a witness tells In Touch. “He refused to give it back and the bartender threw a piece of ice at him!” But, when the staff finally got the bottle back, Brody, 24, hit a sour note. “He squirted lemons in the bartender’s eyes,” the witness adds. Brody was partying at Les Deux with three male pals.
three stooges nyuck nyuck nyuck
Posted by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog on March 29th, 2008

Petra Nemcova is a sexy (Popoholic)
Mischa Barton’s has cellulite (DListed)
Brooke Shields is a gang banger (CityRag)
Jennifer Lopez’s nursery is a death trap (Pink is the New Blog)
Katie Holmes isn’t feeling well (IDLYITW)
Paris Hilton likes belly dancing (PopSugar)
Kate Moss takes her daughter shopping (Just Jared)
Madonna doesn’t want to perform her old hits on her new tour (Hollywood Rag)
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in bikinis (Egotastic!)
Keeley Hazell goes topless (Hollywood Tuna)
Angie Jolie’s twins are too heavy (Hollywood Rag)
Posted by Celebrity Gossip Blog on March 29th, 2008

These celebrities were born on March 29:
Lucy Lawless (”Xena: Warrior Princess”) is 40.
Elle Macpherson is 45.
John Popper of Blues Traveler is 41.
Kelly Sweet is 20.
These celebrities were born on March 30:
Warren Beatty is 71.
Eric Clapton is 63.
Paul Reiser is 51.
MC Hammer is 45.
Ian Ziering (”Beverly Hills 90210″) is 44.
Tracy Chapman is 44. Celine Dion is 40.
Norah Jones is 29.
Posted by Nick on March 28th, 2008

Reader’s Digest gets me in the same mood
Turns out that Vegas cocktail waitresses aren’t quite as prim and proper as we’ve all been led to believe. That chick above is Sarah Larson, George Clooney’s current girlfriend and former server at The Palms. According to Star magazine these pics were taken in July 2007 — a month after she met Clooney. A friend of hers told the mag:
“Sarah is outgoing and fun and loves to drink. She likes to get wasted when she goes out — but hey, that’s what Vegas is all about! That’s our Sarah! She’s not shy in the slightest. She loves hamming it up and is never embarrassed. That’s the Sarah everyone in Vegas remembers, not the girl dressed in Valentino minding her manners for the cameras with George at the Oscars!” (Source)
My grandma acts the same way in Reno. Gets all drunk and coked out of her mind and plays the penny slots for hours. Sometimes I have to lock her in the closet just to get her to sleep. It’s a good thing old people lack feelings or I’d feel pretty bad it.








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Posted by Nick on March 28th, 2008
Posted by Nick on March 28th, 2008

Paris Hilton in Turkey (3/27)
Looks like Paris Hilton picked up some sort of weird growth during her whirlwind vacation. We should probably burn her when she returns just to be safe.





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