Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008
Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008

Dina Lohan filming her new reality show at a youth center in Harlem (3/28)
I know this has nothing to do with the story but how long do you think it’d take to bang Dina Lohan if you were locked in a room with her and a six pack of Coors Light? 10 minutes? 5 minutes? The New York Post says:
Dina Lohan needs to learn when to call it a night. The soon to be reality wreck hit Monday’s “Made of Honor” premiere party with galpals at the Metropolitan Club, where she stayed till the wee hours. “She was dancing, drinking and playing with her hair extensions,” said our spywitness. “The hours are going by and everyone is leaving, some people left very late, and she was still there partying, still going. She probably stayed past the staff.” (Source)
What kind of example is Dina setting for her children? The kind of example where it’s OK to blow the bartender if he puts an extra shot of rum in your Long Island Iced Tea? Yes, exactly.




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Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008
Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008
Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008
Posted by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog on April 30th, 2008

People has come out with its annual list of 100 Most Beautiful people in the world. Its top pick is Kate Hudson.
The list also includes Salma Hayek, Mary J. Blige, Rumer Willis, Sarah Silverman, Christina Applegate, Isla Fisher, olympic swimmer Amanda Beard, the “Gossip Girl” Cast, Julianne Moore, Jason Taylor, Vanessa Hudgens, Taylor Swift, Zoe Saldana, Carrie Underwood and star couples Jessica Alba & Cash Warren and Eva Longoria & Tony Parker.
The biggest surprise, Jay Leno lookalike Rumer Willis made the list! That decision alone renders this list irrelevant.

Posted by Celebrity Gossip Blog on April 30th, 2008

Star Magazine reports that Katie Holmes spent 3 days at Gold Base, the Scientology compound in Hemet, CA. An inside source said she went through serious tests and purification sessions at Tom Cruise’s insistence,
The source said the boot camp includes, “various tests, confession sessions, tons of reading and physically challenging purification processes. Tom insists that auditing and purification practices are incredibly beneficial to Scientologists at all levels.” One of the auditing sessions reportedly lasts 36 hours with little sleep and food.
Someone needs to save this girl.
Posted by Celebrity Gossip Blog on April 30th, 2008

In an interview with Oprah Winfrey, Cher revealed her relationship with Tom Cruise.
“He was a shy boy. He didn’t have any money. One night we walked into this restaurant in New York and this girl came up, this waitress came up and she took our order and stuff like that and he said, ‘I knew that girl in school and she wouldn’t give me the time of day.’ “
Cher went on to say,”I lived in his apartment.” Tom Cruise was 23 at the time; Cher was 39.
Can’t say I’m really surprised. Cher has always been popular among gay men.
Posted by Celebrity Gossip Blog on April 30th, 2008

These celebrities were born on April 30:
Kirsten Dunst is 26.
Cloris Leachman is 82.
Willie Nelson is 75.
Gary Collins is 70.
Adrian Pasdar (”Heroes”) is 43.
Chris Henderson of 3 Doors Down is 37.
Akon is 35.
Johnny Galecki (”The Big Bang Theory,” “Roseanne”) is 33.
Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008

Clay Aiken has a fan
An obsessed fan is so in love with Clay Aiken that she’s seen his Broadway show Spamalot more than 40 times. The New York Daily News says:
. . . one of the other actors asked her why she was so devoted to the carrot-topped crooner.
“She said, ‘He is the Savior.’ She is at the stage door from 9:30 in the morning, waiting all day to talk to people as they come in. She says talking to the other actors, she feels a step closer to Clay.” (Source)
This fat* chick is doing it all wrong. If you’re a desperate woman hellbent on stalking a guy, make sure A) the person is famous, B) that he wears less make-up than you, and C) won’t scream “ewwwww, kooties!” when you show up naked in his bed. Also, I’m pretty sure Jesus isn’t going to resurrect himself in the image of Clay. Liberace on the other hand . . .
*assumed
Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008

NSFW!
Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.
(more…)
Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008

Rumer Willis is one of the most beautiful people in the world
Every year the People magazine “Most Beautiful People” issue is released around this time and every year America lets out a collective “ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!?” to People’s editors. Making the cut this year? Rumer Willis. So People magazine editors, let me be the first to proudly say, “ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!?” The only list this chick should be making is my annual compiling of the “100 Most Pale Celebrities”. Rumer wins again!
UPDATE: Amanda Beard made the list? Really? I saw her at the ESPYS last year and “beautiful” was the last word I’d use to describe her. Her face looks like something that would haunt kids in an R.L. Stine novel. Apparently the main qualifying factor to make this list is no major physical deformities.
Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008

A wheelchair? Are you fucking kidding me?
So I guess one of the dudes on Dancing with the Stars, Cristian de la Fuente, hurt his arm or something on Monday during a dance. He had to go the hospital and everything. . . oh god, I can literally feel myself growing a vagina talking about this . . . There was some question as to whether Cristian would be able to continue as a pulled arm muscle makes it damn near impossible to do jazz hands. Anyways he dramatically announced on last night’s show that he would continue:
“Weeks ago, a deaf woman took the chance of dancing. I can dance.” (Ed. Note: The deaf woman he’s referring to is contestant Marlee Matlin)
Believe it or not Cristian, deaf people can dance. They can also do things like drive cars, smile, and vote. A few have been known to actually feed themselves . . . without help! I know you don’t want to believe it, but those freaks are a lot like us normal, “non-broken” people. It shocks me that in 2008 we still have to deal with insensitive people like this. Sigh
Posted by admin on April 30th, 2008
Another minor Jessica Simpson nipple slip… It’s more of an erect nipple but what the heck.

Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008

Amy Smart on the set of Crank 2 (4/29)
“Nipple Tape Applier” — I know it doesn’t quite have the prestige and glamour of blogging in my underwear but the benefits seem pretty good, mainly that I get to touch boobs and not get slapped. On the downside, I’d have to feign a pretty heavy lisp during the interview. Might even have to drop a few Sex and the City references.* No way they let straight guys do that. A straight guy would already be pepper sprayed and in cuffs. “But officer, licking her boob makes the tape stick better!”
*that Miranda is such a little firecracker!





Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008
Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008

Jennifer Hawkins
Australian model and former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins
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Posted by Nick on April 29th, 2008
Posted by Nick on April 29th, 2008
Posted by Nick on April 29th, 2008
Posted by Nick on April 29th, 2008
Posted by Nick on April 29th, 2008

Lance Bass leaving Villa nightclub in L.A. last night
There’s plenty of man meat to go around. Damn. I didn’t know Lance was this popular. He’s like Elvis, if Elvis knew way too much about self-tanning lotions.
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Posted by Nick on April 29th, 2008
Posted by Celebrity Gossip Blog on April 29th, 2008

SNL cast member Amy Poehler and her husband, Will Arnett (”Arrested Development”), are expecting their first child this fall.
Amy Poehler’s latest movie, Baby Mama, was the hit movie this past weekend.
Her husband was busy shooting his movie, “When In Rome.” His co-star is Kristen Bell.
What’s with his fake orange tan?
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