Quickies Redux

Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008

Elisha Cuthbert looks like hell
Elisha Cuthbert leaving Katsuya restaurant in Hollywood (4/29)

+ Mary Kate Olsen wears a see through shirt (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ More Keeley Hazell Topless is Nuts [Egotastic!]
+ Miley Cyrus resurfaces [Just Jared]
+ Jessica Alba is just about ready to pop [Lossip]
+ Nice new pic of Halle Berry’s HUGE rack [Webster’s Is My Bitch]

+ Jason Biggs gets married [ICYDK]
+ Jimi Hendrix sex tape to be released [Attuworld]
+ Katie Holmes shipped off to Scientology boot camp [Cele|bitchy]
+ Even in black and white, Bar Refaeli is gorgeous [Horny Oyster]

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[WENN]

I wonder where Lindsay gets it from?

Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008

Dina Lohan likes to party
Dina Lohan filming her new reality show at a youth center in Harlem (3/28)

I know this has nothing to do with the story but how long do you think it’d take to bang Dina Lohan if you were locked in a room with her and a six pack of Coors Light? 10 minutes? 5 minutes? The New York Post says:

Dina Lohan needs to learn when to call it a night. The soon to be reality wreck hit Monday’s “Made of Honor” premiere party with galpals at the Metropolitan Club, where she stayed till the wee hours. “She was dancing, drinking and playing with her hair extensions,” said our spywitness. “The hours are going by and everyone is leaving, some people left very late, and she was still there partying, still going. She probably stayed past the staff.” (Source)

What kind of example is Dina setting for her children? The kind of example where it’s OK to blow the bartender if he puts an extra shot of rum in your Long Island Iced Tea? Yes, exactly.

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[Splash News]

I don?t care

Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008

Just leave me alone
Heather Locklear in Hawaii (4/29)

I don’t even care that these pictures of me flirting with Heather Locklear were leaked. Go ahead, mock me.

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[Splash News]

Awwwwwwwwwww

Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008

Benji Madden wrote Paris Hilton a love song
Benji Madden is in love

I guess Benji Madden really is in love with Paris Hilton. Paris told People magazine Monday that her new “best friend” recorded a very special love song for her. All together now: Awwwwwwwwwww.

“Benji’s my best friend. He’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what . . . He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.” (Source)

A love song? Benji does realize he’s dating Paris Hilton, right? Pulling out is a romantic gesture to that chick. Writing her a song to get some ass is like squirrel hunting with a guided missile. It’s a little overkill.

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[WENN]

Cheryl Cole Pokie Nips Nice Tits

Posted by theMachine on April 30th, 2008
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Lunch with Emmy Rossum

Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008

Emmy Rossum is cute
Emmy Rossum

Emmy Rossum at the Scarlet Series launch party in Hollywood

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[WENN, BauerGriffinOnline, Pacific Coast News]

100 Most Beautiful People

Posted by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog on April 30th, 2008

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People has come out with its annual list of 100 Most Beautiful people in the world. Its top pick is Kate Hudson.

The list also includes Salma Hayek, Mary J. Blige, Rumer Willis, Sarah Silverman, Christina Applegate, Isla Fisher, olympic swimmer Amanda Beard, the “Gossip Girl” Cast, Julianne Moore, Jason Taylor, Vanessa Hudgens, Taylor Swift, Zoe Saldana, Carrie Underwood and star couples Jessica Alba & Cash Warren and Eva Longoria & Tony Parker.

The biggest surprise, Jay Leno lookalike Rumer Willis made the list! That decision alone renders this list irrelevant.

Katie Holmes sent to boot camp

Posted by Celebrity Gossip Blog on April 30th, 2008

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Star Magazine reports that Katie Holmes spent 3 days at Gold Base, the Scientology compound in Hemet, CA.  An inside source said she went through serious tests and purification sessions at Tom Cruise’s insistence,

The source said the boot camp includes, “various tests, confession sessions, tons of reading and physically challenging purification processes. Tom insists that auditing and purification practices are incredibly beneficial to Scientologists at all levels.” One of the auditing sessions reportedly lasts 36 hours with little sleep and food.

Someone needs to save this girl.

Cher discusses affair with Tom Cruise

Posted by Celebrity Gossip Blog on April 30th, 2008

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In an interview with Oprah Winfrey, Cher revealed her relationship with Tom Cruise.

“He was a shy boy. He didn’t have any money. One night we walked into this restaurant in New York and this girl came up, this waitress came up and she took our order and stuff like that and he said, ‘I knew that girl in school and she wouldn’t give me the time of day.’ “

Cher went on to say,”I lived in his apartment.”  Tom Cruise was 23 at the time; Cher was 39.

Can’t say I’m really surprised.  Cher has always been popular among gay men.

Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

Posted by Celebrity Gossip Blog on April 30th, 2008

These celebrities were born on April 30:

Kirsten Dunst is 26.
Cloris Leachman is 82.
Willie Nelson is 75.
Gary Collins is 70.
Adrian Pasdar (”Heroes”) is 43.
Chris Henderson of 3 Doors Down is 37.
Akon is 35.
Johnny Galecki (”The Big Bang Theory,” “Roseanne”) is 33.

Clay Aiken has a fan

Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008

Clay Aiken has obsessive fans
Clay Aiken has a fan

An obsessed fan is so in love with Clay Aiken that she’s seen his Broadway show Spamalot more than 40 times. The New York Daily News says:

. . . one of the other actors asked her why she was so devoted to the carrot-topped crooner.

“She said, ‘He is the Savior.’ She is at the stage door from 9:30 in the morning, waiting all day to talk to people as they come in. She says talking to the other actors, she feels a step closer to Clay.” (Source)

This fat* chick is doing it all wrong. If you’re a desperate woman hellbent on stalking a guy, make sure A) the person is famous, B) that he wears less make-up than you, and C) won’t scream “ewwwww, kooties!” when you show up naked in his bed. Also, I’m pretty sure Jesus isn’t going to resurrect himself in the image of Clay. Liberace on the other hand . . .

*assumed

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008

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NSFW!

Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

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Here we go again

Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008

Rumer Willis is one of the most beautiful people in the world
Rumer Willis is one of the most beautiful people in the world

Every year the People magazine “Most Beautiful People” issue is released around this time and every year America lets out a collective “ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!?” to People’s editors. Making the cut this year? Rumer Willis. So People magazine editors, let me be the first to proudly say, “ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!?” The only list this chick should be making is my annual compiling of the “100 Most Pale Celebrities”. Rumer wins again!

UPDATE: Amanda Beard made the list? Really? I saw her at the ESPYS last year and “beautiful” was the last word I’d use to describe her. Her face looks like something that would haunt kids in an R.L. Stine novel. Apparently the main qualifying factor to make this list is no major physical deformities.

Cristian de la Fuente is sensitive

Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008

Cristian de la Fuente injured arm on Dancing with the Stars
A wheelchair? Are you fucking kidding me?

So I guess one of the dudes on Dancing with the Stars, Cristian de la Fuente, hurt his arm or something on Monday during a dance. He had to go the hospital and everything. . . oh god, I can literally feel myself growing a vagina talking about this . . . There was some question as to whether Cristian would be able to continue as a pulled arm muscle makes it damn near impossible to do jazz hands. Anyways he dramatically announced on last night’s show that he would continue:

“Weeks ago, a deaf woman took the chance of dancing. I can dance.” (Ed. Note: The deaf woman he’s referring to is contestant Marlee Matlin)

Believe it or not Cristian, deaf people can dance. They can also do things like drive cars, smile, and vote. A few have been known to actually feed themselves . . . without help! I know you don’t want to believe it, but those freaks are a lot like us normal, “non-broken” people. It shocks me that in 2008 we still have to deal with insensitive people like this. Sigh

Jessica Simpson nipple slip

Posted by admin on April 30th, 2008

Another minor Jessica Simpson nipple slip… It’s more of an erect nipple but what the heck.

Jessica Simpson nipple see through

Jessica Simpson nipples

New job I want

Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008

Amy Smart topless!
Amy Smart on the set of Crank 2 (4/29)

“Nipple Tape Applier” — I know it doesn’t quite have the prestige and glamour of blogging in my underwear but the benefits seem pretty good, mainly that I get to touch boobs and not get slapped. On the downside, I’d have to feign a pretty heavy lisp during the interview. Might even have to drop a few Sex and the City references.* No way they let straight guys do that. A straight guy would already be pepper sprayed and in cuffs. “But officer, licking her boob makes the tape stick better!”

*that Miranda is such a little firecracker!

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Quickies

Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008

Lindsay looks like hell
Lindsay Lohan getting her nails done in Hollywood (4/28)

+ Sophie Monk showing some nice side boobage [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Scarlett Johansson’s new song sucks [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts are Back [Egotastic!]
+ Britney Spears’ nip slip from the good ol’ days [College Humor]
+ The Hills‘ girls get a Rolling Stone cover. WTF? [Bastardly]

+ Mario Lopez breaks up with hot ass girlfriend [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Tom Cruise fucked Cher? [Dlisted]
+ Pick Mexico’s hottest woman [Maxim]
+ Pam Anderson is officially an American [A Socialite’s Life]

+ Thiessen! Doherty! Who’s hotter! [Double Viking]
+ What a shock, Jessica Alba is not smiling [F-Listed]
+ Emmanuelle Chriqui is a total minx [Popoholic]
+ Kim K has maroon balloons [NinjaDude]

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[WENN]

Midnight T&A: Jennifer Hawkins

Posted by Nick on April 30th, 2008

Australian model and former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins
Jennifer Hawkins

Australian model and former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins

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Quickies Redux

Posted by Nick on April 29th, 2008

Hilary Duff got hot
Hilary Duff at the War, Inc premiere and afterparty in New York (4/28)

+ More Coleen Mcloughlin bikini pictures [Drunken Stepfather]

+ *This* close to a Kat DeLuna upskirt [Lossip]
+ Lauren Conrad Sex Tape Confirmed [Egotastic!]
+ Best bikini ever? (semi-NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Thieves pick the wrong guy to fuck with [Horny Oyster]

+ Catrinel Menghia is one hot Romanian [Double Viking]
+ Heidi “The Slut” Montag defends Miley Cyrus [ICYDK]
+ CSI actor arrested for drug possession [F-Listed]
+ John Daly naked! AHHHHHH! [Part Mule]

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[WENN]

Mariah Carey might be engaged

Posted by Nick on April 29th, 2008

Mariah Carey engaged?
Mariah Carey engaged?

I didn’t even know these two were dating but I guess Mariah Carey might be engaged to Nick Cannon. People magazine said:

Wearing a humongous, gleaming ring on her left hand, Mariah Carey stayed close to Nick Cannon at the afterparty for her new film, Tennessee, on Saturday night. The pair held hands at the bash at Cadillac Lounge at Tenjune, which followed the movie’s premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival. The two also looked cozy in Vegas on April 14. When asked about a possible engagement, Cannon’s rep had no comment; Carey’s was unable to be reached for comment. (Source)

Receiving an obnoxiously huge diamond ring from you man doesn’t always mean you’re engaged . . . just ask Kobe’s wife! I’m just being cynical. These two will almost certainly buck the Hollywood trend and stay happily married for weeks to come. Why shouldn’t they? Just because Nick’s gotten more ass than Mariah’s got personalities doesn’t mean they won’t work — it just means Nick won’t have to cheat!

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[Getty]

Miley Cyrus is going underground

Posted by Nick on April 29th, 2008

Miley Cyrus’ Vanity Fair pics
Bare shoulder? That whore!

Disney basically wants Miley Cyrus to drop off the face of the planet until the Vanity Fair controversy subsides. According to Page Six, a “highranking Disney employee” was overheard at a luncheon this weekend saying:

“You won’t be seeing her for a while. The company is keeping her away from events and wants her to keep a very low profile for the next four to six months. They’re trying to keep her contained.” (Source)

I know everyone’s up in arms over these pics because Miley’s supposed to be a role model to young girls everywhere. So she causes a generation of girls to grow up and become sluts. Is that really a bad thing? In about ten years, I’m probably gonna go through a midlife crisis. I’ll need those slutty 18 and 19-year-olds to lean on.

NOTE: I love the language. “They’re trying to keep her contained.” In the span of about a week, Miley’s gone from “moneymaking robot” to “infectious disease.”

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Phoebe Price is in a bikini

Posted by Nick on April 29th, 2008

Phoebe Price bikini pics!
Phoebe Price bikini pics! (Malibu - 4/26)

Whoa. That’s scary. I didn’t know it was physically possible to be that white. Anne Frank had a better tan than this bitch.

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Settle down boys

Posted by Nick on April 29th, 2008

Lance Bass is popular with the fellas
Lance Bass leaving Villa nightclub in L.A. last night

There’s plenty of man meat to go around. Damn. I didn’t know Lance was this popular. He’s like Elvis, if Elvis knew way too much about self-tanning lotions.

[Splash News]

Lunch with Kristin Cavallari

Posted by Nick on April 29th, 2008

Kristin Cavallari is hot
Kristin Cavallari

Kristin Cavallari at the Scarlet Series launch party in Hollywood

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[WENN, BauerGriffinOnline, Pacific Coast News]

Amy Poehler to be a ?Baby Mama?

Posted by Celebrity Gossip Blog on April 29th, 2008

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SNL cast member Amy Poehler and her husband, Will Arnett (”Arrested Development”), are expecting their first child this fall.

Amy Poehler’s latest movie, Baby Mama, was the hit movie this past weekend.

Her husband was busy shooting his movie, “When In Rome.” His co-star is Kristen Bell.

What’s with his fake orange tan?


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