Celebrity Oops

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson on the set of Labor Pains (6/27)

+ I’ve been in love with Cindy Crawford for like 20 years [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Audrina Patridge is Sexy in… TV Guide? [Egotastic!]
+ Is it wrong to call Gwen Stefani a MILF? [Just Jared]
+ J.Lo is freaking weird [Lossip]
+ Anne Hathaway ratted out her ex-boyfriend [F-Listed]

+ Amy Winehouse trying to be sexy [Derek Hail]
+ Brazil is blessed with such beautiful women [Horny Oyster]
+ Mariah Carey has nice “puppies” [Attuworld]
+ Jessica Biel now a blogger [ICYDK]

[Flynet]

Britney Spears upskirt pics!

I mean these pics of Britney Spears at SUR restaurant on Friday night. I’ve always defended the paparazzi but this is just ridiculous. When taking upskirt shots from such an extreme angle in bad lighting conditions, you have to use a polarized filter. Amateurs.

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Heidi Montag’s struggle is just like that of Christ himself

Heidi Montag sat down for a little interview with USA Today over the weekend and, surprisingly, the sinner revealed she’s like way into God (”I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God.”) — so into God that she wants to record a Christian album in the future (I will take a cheese grater to my ears before I ever listen to that piece of crap). When asked about the rumored existence of a sex tape featuring her Hills costar Lauren Conrad, Heidi said:

“I don’t even want to talk about that. There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn’t matter to me.” (Source)

I hear you Heidi. Being nailed to a cross, magazines and websites gossiping about how you started a sex tape rumor, why it’s practically the same thing. A thousand years from now, I wouldn’t be surprised if Mel Gibson’s great great great great great great great great great grandson made a movie about your life and times. Passion of the Skank has a nice ring to it.

[Pacific Coast News]

Pam Anderson calls Jessica Simpson a bitch and a whore

Pam Anderson blasted Jessica Simpson during a weekend interview with an Australian radio station. When asked about the “Real Girls Eat Meat” shirt Jessica was recently spotted wearing, Pam — an active member of PETA — replied (audio deliciousness below):

“Bitch! . . . Whore! . . . She was not referring to actual cows and chickens, she was, ya’ know, men.

The same chick that filmed/released two homemade pornos, has been on the cover of Playboy more than any other person, and became famous by getting basketball-sized breast implants, is calling another woman a whore? Is there a word stronger than irony (something cool like MEGA-irony), because that’s what that is. Besides, I don’t think Pamela’s really a vegetarian. I’ve seen her “home movies” with Tommy Lee and Bret Michaels, and she swallowed more meat than a hungry cannibal locked in a morgue.

Pam Anderson calls Jessica Simpson a bitch and a whore

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Chris Noth

Chris Noth and family at Malibu Beach (6/28)

[Flynet]

Lisa Rinna bikini pictures! (Malibu - 6/29)

100% true story about Lisa Rinna: A few months ago my girlfriend* and I were at an event in L.A. that Lisa and her husband also happened to be attending. Some consider it chance, others her destiny, but Lisa and my girlfriend ended up in the ladies’ room at the same time. According to her, Lisa took a piss, walked out without washing her hands, and then sat down at her table and started eating. So if you ever have the chance to shake Lisa’s hand, don’t do it.

*one of many, heh heh heh . . . I’m kidding — please god don’t tell her I said that

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Madonna and Guy Ritchie not wearing their wedding rings

Fueling rumors that a split is imminent, both Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie were spotted without their wedding rings over the weekend (Madonna in New York and Guy in London). Ritchie is supposedly flying to New York this week in an attempt to work things out with his wife — though he’s been advised by her doctors to use terms like “reconcile” and “conciliate” when he meets with her. Apparently if you use the words “work” and “out” near Madonna, she totally freaks out. “Work out?!? Gym?!? Where?!? MUST . . . LIFT . . . SOMETHING . . . HEAVY . . . REPEATEDLY.”

[Splash News, BauerGriffinOnline]

NSFW!

Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

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Courtney Love and her boyfriend in Malibu (6/28)

I’m not really sure what Courtney Love was doing in Malibu over the weekend, but it looks she was trying to scare the crap out of the old, rich white people. “Ahhhhh, a homeless person, ruuuuuuuuun!!!”

[Pacific Coast News]

Nereida Gallardo bikini pictures! (Sardinia - 6/29)

I don’t know why Ronaldo’s so pissed. He’s been on a yachting vacation in Italy for like a week. He’s engaged to a model. He looks to have under 5% body fat. For all intents and purposes, he has a pretty kick-ass life. Seeing a picture of him so angry, really the only conclusion I can come to is that he has an incredibly small penis. Sucks to be him.

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Madonna’s bitch Guy left London to join Madonna in NYC.

After all the reports about them splitting up, one woman is going to fight back. This woman is….*drumroll*…Guy’s MOMMY( Lady Amber Leighton)!!! She gave the Telegraph the inside scoop of all the shit that has been goin’ down.

“There’s no conversation about divorce because there is no divorce. They are no different to most other couples and we all know that being together can be hard sometimes and marriages are not always a bed of roses. I’ll say it one more time, they are not getting divorced; the speculation is TT – that’s total tosh.”

Well no shit the bed isn’t made of roses. Madonna’s an old hag, she’s probably dried up roses. But thanks Mama Leighton for clearing the air.

Congratulations España for whopping Germany’s ass at the Euro 2008 Soccer Championship (1-0)!

Naomi Campbell bikini pics! (St. Tropez - 6/28)

If you didn’t pee your pants a little after seeing these pics of Naomi Campbell holding a cell phone, you’re more man than me. I’ll not ashamed to admit that this bitch scares the living hell out of me. Last Halloween one of the neighborhood kids dressed up as Naomi. When she knocked on my door wanting candy, I screamed and gave her everything I had in the house and my credit card to go buy more for herself at the store.

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Let’s give a big round of applause to Amy Winehouse for making it through the week!

I thought it was pretty amazing that she was able to perform on stage right after her whole tuberculosis/emphysema/crack shit. So during one of her songs, Unholy War- around the 2 minute mark she briefly sings: I’m not opening for a c*** like Kanye. HAHA!!! That was hilarious. Sure I love Kanye, but I love it more when Amy is all bitchy. Since her voice was flawless at her concert there’s really nothing negative I can say about her. But damn Kanye got told!  So in his blog he wrote:

THIS JUST IN… AMY WHINEHOUSE HATES ME!!! NOW I’VE REALLY MADE IT!!! LOL!!!!

These kids just made my day. I hope they do a show together, Kanye can open up for her!

These celebrities were born on June 30:

Mike Tyson is 42.
Fantasia is 24.
Michael Phelps is 23.
Bobby Vitale is 43.
Chan Ho Park is 34.
Patrick Wolf is 25.
Monica Potter is 37.

Amy Winehouse punches fan at concert

Amy Winehouse performed her first full UK show in seven months at London’s Glastonbury Festival Saturday night and by all accounts it went well . . . if you consider punching a fan “well.” Oh yeah, she also spit her gum out at the crowd. CNN says:

Amy Winehouse’s first full UK show in seven months has been overshadowed by an incident in which she appeared to throw a punch at a fan in the front row.

The incident occurred during the troubled singer’s performance Saturday at the Glastonbury Festival in front of around 80,000 people. Stepping down into the pit between the outdoor stage and the audience during a rendition of “Rehab,” Winehouse seemed to lash out at a member of the crowd before being gently escorted back to the stage by security staff.

Winehouse lashed out because someone grabbed her breasts, according to festival organizer Michael Eavis. (Source)

Amy freaked out because someone grabbed her breasts? I doubt it. Those things are harder to find these days than Osama bin Laden.* At least we know Amy didn’t get angry because her blood sugar was low. Judging from her teeth, the bitch looks like she adds sugar to her soda. The guy that got hit should consider himself lucky that all Amy did was throw a punch. She could have tried something a lot more dangerous to his health — like fuck him.

*and a lot hairier

[WENN]

Bridget the Midget slips a nip

Pacific Coast News tells us that’s Bridget Powers aka “Bridget the Midget” having a wardrobe malfunction outside Hollywood’s Seven nightclub on Friday night. To those people bombarding my inbox with requests for midget nip slips — I mean you Dad — I ask: Are you happy now?

NOTE: If we never speak of this post again, we can pretend it never happened

[Pacific Coast News]

Katherine Heigl being reunited with her missing dog at her home in L.A. (6/26)

+ A little something for the ladies [Dlisted]

+ Miley Cyrus licking another girl . . . huh? [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lucy Pinder & Sophie Howard Topless Together Part 2 [Egotastic!]
+ Remember when Kirsten Dunst used to be hot? [Bastardly]
+ Adriana Lima is definitely one of the better women to resemble [College Humor]

+ Britney looks heavily medicated [Pink Is The New Blog]
+ Lindsay Lohan’s nipples are cold [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Yet another reason to love Megan Fox [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Hugh Jackman is chest-tastic [CityRag]

+ Pete Doherty makes creepy video for ex-gf Kate Moss [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Rosario Dawson is back with a vengeance . . . and cleavage! [Popoholic]
+ Cameron Diaz is engaged [Yeeeah!]
+ Dr. Phil’s wife kicks him out [popbytes]

[Flynet]

Devon Aoki did an amazing job in Sin City. Here’s another good look at her (on the catwalk?).

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• Whitney Port nipple slip
• Emmanuelle Chriqui nipple
• Emmanuelle Chriqui Nipple Slip
• Runway nipple slip
• Another Tricia Helfer nipple slip
• Jessica Alba nipple see-through
• Kelly Clarkson Nipple slip
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• Pussycat Dolls nipple slip
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Alena Seredova

Czech model Alena Seredova

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These celebrities were born on June 29:

Nicole Scherzinger is 30.
Jeff Burton is 41.
Robert Evans is 78.
Will Kemp is 31.
Gary Busey is 64.
Robert Evans is 78.

The Daily Mail has been doing stories on Victoria Beckham hard nipples for years. They say she was using some kind of special attachment to reduce the effect. Obviously, it doesn’t work!

Related nipple slips:

• Victoria Beckham see through
• Claudia Schiffer Nipples
• Whitney Port nipple slip
• Maggie Gyllenhaal nipples
• Elisha Cuthbert Nipple See-through
• Ashlee Simpson pregnant nipples
• Michelle Monaghan hard nipples
• Christina Ricci nipple slip
• Michelle Trachtenberg nipslip
• Amy Winehouse nipple slip

 

Nothing new about a bastard child these days.

But what if this bastard child just happened to be the daughter of Michael Lohan who just happens to be the FATHER OF LINSDAY LOHAN. Then things just get a wee bit out of control. So it all started in 1985 when Michael and Dina got married and had a couple of brats: Linsday (22), Michael Jr.(20), Ali (14), and Cody (12). Then somewhere along those annoying years with Dina,  Michael realized he needed a new woman and BAM hit it off with another hoe.

However, it wasn’t until years after him and this new hoe did the nasty…she confirmed: You are the father of my child. OH SNAP! This mystery woman even told Michael that their DAUGHTER looked a lot like Linsday and Cody. The girl’s mother has hinted to OK! magazine that she wants Michael to take responsibility.

I smell disaster!!! Can’t wait to see what this bastard kid looks like.

These celebrities were born on June 28:

John Cusack is 42
Kellie Pickler is 22.
Kathy Bates is 60.
Steve Burton is 28.

Apparently, Neve Campbell appears topless in a new movie. I’m not a big fan of hers and you can tell why now…

Related nipple slips:

• Mischa Barton Topless
• Megan Fox topless
• Pamela Anderson topless
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• Abigail Clancy topless
• Helena Christensen topless
• Angelina Jolie topless
• Kate Beckinsale topless
• Amy Smart nipples
• Lindsay Lohan topless (nude)