Posted by Celebrity Gossip Blog on July 31st, 2008
And like every MLB player…money comes before the game. (Unless you’re A-Rod..then you want sexy time with Madonna before the game)
Manny Ramirez joined the dark side on Thursday. No no, he did not join the Yankees…that would be like joining shit. He joined piss instead- Dodgers. What the f*** was he thinking? Many a Boston Red Sox Fan is taking off their cap and slamming it on the ground and bursting into tears….
“During my years here I’ve seen how they [the Red Sox] have mistreated other great players when they didn’t want them to try to turn the fans against them,” Ramirez said in an interview with ESPNdeportes.com
“The Red Sox did the same with guys like Nomar Garciaparra and Pedro Martinez, and now they do the same with me. Their goal is to paint me as the bad guy,” Ramirez added. “I love Boston fans, but the Red Sox don’t deserve me. I’m not talking about money. Mental peace has no price and I don’t have peace here.”
Holy hell. He just dissed the Red Sox. What the eff are we going to do now? Mayhem I tell you, mayhem. So Jason Bay is going to step into the picture..let’s see what he’s capable of. And stop bitching Manny, the Red Sox made your ass…(no not the Cleveland Indians).
This makes me mad and all… but what breaks my heart is Big Papi crying. I love you!!!
Posted by Nick on July 31st, 2008
Posted by Nick on July 31st, 2008
Always on the lookout for a value, that Jamie Spears
An L.A. judge today extended Jamie Spears’ control over his daughter Britney until the rest of the year. Jamie’s pretty much been running shit in Britney’s life since early February. A source close to the family told People:
“The extension of the conservatorship was at the request and suggestion of Britney’s doctors. They’ve indicated she’s made great improvement, but it’s a work in progress. Jamie Spears doesn’t want the conservatorship to last a day longer than the doctors recommend.” (Source)
Obviously this a huge blow to Jamie. Coon hunting season starts in just a few weeks and I have it on good authority that Jamie was reckonin’ to bag him a ten-pounder.
[BauerGriffinOnline]
Posted by Nick on July 31st, 2008
Posted by Nick on July 31st, 2008
Kim Kardashian already planning her wedding to Reggie Bush
Even though her boyfriend Reggie hasn’t technically asked her to get married yet, Kim Kardashian is already planning their wedding. Note to Reggie Bush: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! Kim told In Touch Weekly:
“I was in Vegas last weekend for a bachelorette party and saw how hectic it is to plan a wedding, so I’ve decided to start planning mine before being asked!”
A close friend of the couple, who have been dating for more than a year, reveals that Kim, 27, and Reggie, 23, will eventually tie the knot. “They’re in love, but football practice is starting — so no wedding bells for at least six months to a year.” Reggie would be Kim’s second husband: she was wed to Damon Thomas from 2000–04.
This is just wishful thinking on Kim’s part. Professional athletes don’t get married, they get paternity tests. Besides, if Kim does end up getting married, she’s gonna have a hard time finding a wedding dress with a train long enough to cover her ass. At least I’ll know the perfect wedding gift to send them when their big day does come: a beautiful four-tiered urinal cake.
[WENN]
Posted by Nick on July 31st, 2008
Posted by Nick on July 31st, 2008
Seth Rogan at Comic Con in San Diego (7/26)
Seth Rogan almost got kicked out of the rooftop Maxim party at Comic Con last week when he got caught smoking marijuana cigarettes . . . reefers. From Page Six:
Jovial actor Seth Rogan found out the hard way that just because it’s your premiere, doesn’t mean you can do anything you want. Rogan was at the Maxim party for his new flick, “Pineapple Express,” on the rooftop of the Solamar Hotel in San Diego where, spies said, he was smoking a funny-smelling hand-rolled cigarette. One onlooker said, “He was told to put it out immediately or leave.” (Source)
The movie’s about stoners, so of course Seth Rogan was getting high — he had to promote the film! I just wish that porn stars promoted their movies in the same way. Besides, if you really want to chastise Seth for getting involved in something that kills brain cells, start with You, Me and Dupree.
[WENN]
Posted by Nick on July 31st, 2008
NSFW!
Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.
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Posted by Nick on July 31st, 2008
Posted by Nick on July 31st, 2008
Posted by Celebrity Pictures Blog on July 31st, 2008
Why is this girl on the cover of Elle?
What is this crappy cover? That doesn’t even look like her…then again who’d want the real Jessica Simpson? Here’s an idiotic quote:
On her life changing incident:
“I was singing ‘9 to 5’ and I choked and forgot the words in front of the president and in front of Dolly Parton, who’s like the president to me. And the last time I sang in front of the president , I had messed up the lyrics to ‘God Bless America’ so its kind of a thing I have with George W. Anyway, I broke down and said I’m sorry in front of the whole audience. My dad was there. I looked him in the face and said, ‘I will never sing again.”
Dolly Parton? Are you shitting me? She’s probably the only country singer you know Jessica.
On her rocky love life:
“I was going through a lot of pain. I didn’t try anything to change my life other than dating different types of guys and conforming to their worlds. I thought I had to be artsier, more intellectual.”
You thought wrong…wait..you think? Your micro-sized cerebrum actually allows you to think? Jessica Simpson is just a washed up pair of torn jeans in the back of my closet…
Posted by Celebrity Pictures Blog on July 31st, 2008
LMAO! Have you seen THIS new commerical for the McCain campaign?
It’s pretty funny how a politician decided to compare his opponent to two extremely idiotic celebrities. Like I’ve said before, politics and hollywood do NOT mix. That’s like beer and chocolate milk, DISGUSTING (trust me I would know).
But I do wonder…who would Obama compare John McCain to? My guess is Maddona’s vajay jay- I can hear the commerical now..: He’s the crustiest candidate there is…but is he ready to lead?
Holy snickerdoodles I can’t wait to see Obama’s rebuttal.
Posted by Nick on July 31st, 2008
Posted by Nick on July 31st, 2008
Posted by Celebrity Pictures Blog on July 31st, 2008
Holy Hell. Breaking news junkies!
Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank is your God. He proposed that the U.S should STOP arresting those responsible marijuana users- basically anyone who carries fewer than 100 grams.
“The vast amount of human activity ought to be none of the government’s business,” Frank said on Capitol Hill. “I don’t think it is the government’s business to tell you how to spend your leisure time.”
This dude has GOT to be smokin’ from the bong. Alright, I agree with Frank because there are a lot of responsible stoners out there. Not everyone who gets high kills somebody. Just like not everyone who drinks is a drunk. So maybe, just maybe…this proposal will turn into a law.
If so…420 is going to be off the chain!
Posted by Celebrity Pictures Blog on July 31st, 2008
These celebrities were born on July 31:
J.K Rowling is 42.
Fatboy Slim is 45.
Dean Cain is 42.
Wesley Snipes is 46.
B.J. Novak is 29.
Mark Cuban is 50.
Picture Source
Posted by Nick on July 31st, 2008
Prison rapists love fauxhawks
Even though he’s been receiving threats, Brooke Hogan is under the mistaken impression that her whiny pussy brother Nick is actually tough enough to not get his ass kicked in the adult jail he was just transferred to . . . that is if the poor lil’ fella can maintain his spirit. Brook told People magazine:
“They had broken his spirit. When they put him in solitary, he was on the outs. I was worried about him, and his safety, and his well-being.”
But now that Nick’s out of a 28-day stint in solitary where he was rapidly losing weight, and in the general population with more privileges, he’s turning back into the little brother she knew.
“We get to visit him three times a week like everybody else, but it sucks,” she says. “I can’t just walk over to his room and give him a hug, or talk to him, or confide in him. … At least he’s not locked in hell, basically. And his personality is slowly coming back. I bring that out of him. He’s been threatened. Thank God he’s big and he can hold his own.” (Source)
Sure “he can hold his own,” but I don’t think he needs to. With lips like his, Nick’s more popular than seconds at Rosie’s house. His ass slightly trails “TV time” as inmates favorite thing to do during leisure time. It’s true. The warden took a poll.
[BauerGriffinOnline]
Posted by Nick on July 31st, 2008
Posted by Nick on July 31st, 2008
Posted by Nick on July 30th, 2008
Posted by Nick on July 30th, 2008
Posted by Nick on July 30th, 2008
Amy Winehouse was drugged
Amy Winehouse’s father Mitch is convinced that the reason his daughter was rushed to the hospital earlier this week is because somebody slipped an ecstasy pill into her drink. A source told UK tabloid The Sun:
“Mitch is furious. He’s certain someone put E in Amy’s drink - and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it.”
Of course someone slipped some ecstasy into her drink. Exclusive sources told Celebslam.com earlier today that London police have narrowed their investigation down to one subject: she’s 5′3″, 97 pounds, and answers to the name “Amy Winehouse.”
The source continues:
“He is convinced that one of her hangers-on was responsible and he’s waiting for a toxicology report to show what caused her to have a fit.” (Source)
Wait, toxicology reports are normally printed out on paper, right? Yeah? Might want have a spare ink cartridge on hand for that one.
[BauerGriffinOnline]
Posted by Nick on July 30th, 2008
Barack Obama compared to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears
In his latest ad for the 2008 election, John McCain invokes the power of Paris and Britney. As the narrator calls Barack Obama “the biggest celebrity in the world,” two pictures of Paris and Britney are quickly flashed on the screen. Damn that is low. Barack, I just wanna let you know that I’m here for you (read: give me $$$$$$$$$). If John McCain wants to turn this election into a celebrity analogy attack fest, I’m your man. I’ve already started working on some new slogans (the last one’s particularly cruel):
- John McCain: On key issues, he’s flip-flopped more times than Lindsay Lohan’s sexuality.
- John McCain: The only thing older than him is the dried semen on Pam Anderson’s underwear.
- John McCain: He fucked Paris Hilton. Twice.
Barack Obama is more famous than Paris and Britney
Posted by Nick on July 30th, 2008
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