Paris Hilton in a see-through dress - that’s something to be expected. Here she takes it a step further.
No transparent dress to obscure the view. I’m not sure if she’s topless or she’s nude but let’s err on the side of being naked!
More Paris: Check out Paris Hilton pubes!
Honestly.
 Can life get any better after I see Robert in Twilight? Yes, it really can. He’s going to play the magnificent Salvador Dali in the movie Little Ashes.
If you didn’t know, Dali was a genius and you should wiki him if you have a brain and want to educate yourself in fine arts instead of ONLY feeding off of celebrity gossip. Anyways- its a very challenging role and I think we will all be impressed. Now girls, this film isn’t intended to make us gasp or cry at his face. So can it!
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These celebrities were born on November 29:
Anna Faris is 32.
Michael Dempsey is 50.
The Game is 29.
Jonathan Knight is 40.l
Ellen Cleghorne is 43.
Howie Mandel is 53.
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Aubrey O’Day is doing playboy and no one else is signing up for that shit.
I mean, what the hell? This girl isn’t even classy and I thought PLayboy was supposed to be a classsy men’s magazine- not fuckin’ Maxim. Wait, Aubrey couldn’t grace the cover of that shit. She should just go on the cover of Tranny’s today. Hot-damn, that girl is so FUGLY.
 
Britney Spears is crash dieting to drop at least seven pounds before performing on the UK show, X Factor this weekend.
According to the Daily Mail:
‘She goes to bed hungry and is dieting so hard she’s suffering from insomnia, anxiety, flushes and shakes. Her father and the people around her are trying to get her to eat more, but Britney is determined not to be criticised for having any extra bulk.’
With her cigarettes and coffee diet, she’ll be at her peak weight in no time.
These celebrities were born November 28:
Kim Delaney is 47.
Garry Shandling is 59.
Joel Coen is 54.
Howie Mandel is 53.
Cathy Moriarty is 48.
Tom Sizemore is 47.
Don Cheadle is 44.
Jonathan Knight is 40.
Brian Baumgartner (”The Office”) is 36.
The Game is 29.
Paris Hilton is making quite an impression at some party. I guess her excuse was that she didn’t know that a Flash will make her dress transparent. Come on, admit it already. You’re an attention whore.
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These celebrities were born November 27:
Bill Nye is 53.
Twista is 35.
Jaleel Wite is 32.
Alison Pill is 23.
Michael Vartan is 40.
Brooke Langton is 38.
Happy Thanksgiving
Celebslam’s taking the day off to gorge on wild turkey bourbon. We’ll be back tomorrow with a full day of gossip.
Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman at a park in Santa Monica (11/24)
+ A-Rod remembers he has a family [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ So Carson Daly isn’t gay? [Dlisted]
+ I love when Marisa Miller gets naked [College Humor]
+ Twilight’s Kristen Stewart caught getting high [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Aubrey O’Day Nude in Playboy? Yes Please! [Egotastic!]
+ Whose idea was it to dress Beyonce in a unitard? [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Kim and Kourtney forget about their fat sister [Bastardly]
+ Sharon Stone upskirt [The Blemish]
+ Linda Hogan’s teenage boyfriend wants a restraining order against the Hulk [Cele|bitchy]
+ Naomi Campbell naked cornucopia [CityRag]
+ Eleonora Padron is your International Babe of the Day [Double Viking]
+ Dear Santa. You still suck. [Pajiba]
+ Barry Manilow’s music is now punishment [Derek Hail]
 
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Belgian model Jessica van der Steen
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Kim Cattrall is posing nude in order to raise money for some obscure cause. We don’t care about that.
We do care about the condition of her breasts… Why? ‘Cos you don’t see many boobs of 52 year olds, that’s why.
The Hoff and a female friend at The Grove in L.A. (11/24)
+ Lindsay Lohan making out with Sam - Now with Video! [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kim Cattrall Nude: Showing Her Titians at 52 [Egotastic!]
+ Patrick Dempsey has a pretty sick old-school Jag [Just Jared]
+ Traci Bingham in a see-through shirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Dude, tone down the eyeshadow [Bastardly]
+ People names Mario Lopez the “hottest bachelor” [Lossip]
+ Wait, wait, wait, Megan Fox is obsessed with Zac Efron?!? [Webster’s Is My Bitch]
+ George Clooney and Hugh Jackman’s late-night “Sexiest” award feud [Cele|bitchy]
+ Safe for work porn [UBERGUY]
She’s into chicks!
Remember that one chick from the new 90210 who slipped a nip last week? If you’re like me, that was the first time you’d ever heard of her. Well guess what. She’s into chicks dude. From this week’s issue of Star:
Is AnnaLynne McCord taking a page from Lindsay Lohan’s dating book and giving girls a whirl? The 21-year-old who plays rich, catty Naomi Clark on The CW’s 90210, was spotted locking lips with a woman during a 2 p.m. lunch at the Newsroom Cafe in Los Angeles on Nov. 4, “They were holding hands, hugging and kissing on the lips,” an eyewitness tells Star. “They sure looked like more than just friends.”
During that meal, AnnLynne held up a handwritten sign that said, “The [heart] of Life,” and blew a kiss at the brunette. After the long, lingering lunch, the woman drove away in the same car. AnnaLynne has been on the prowl since announcing in September that she and her boyfriend of four years called it quits. (Print Edition - 11/24)
The way I see it, this make-out session went one of two ways: it was like the DVD collection I own, a steamy affair full of hair-tossing, leather, and fresh produce. Or it went the Lindsay and Sam route and was full of “fist bumps,” a fire alarm going off because of too much cigarette smoke, and a lost aluminum bat. Take my advice Lindsay — avoid airport metal detectors until you find that thing.
 
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Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter at a park in Malibu (11/23)
It’s sickening that during these tough economic times where so many of us are struggling, the Hollywood elite feel the need to rub their wealth in our faces with their fancy shmancy clothes.
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Nicole Scherzinger at the American Music Awards in L.A. (11/23)
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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer leaving Gold Bar in New York (11/14)
What a coincidence that after John Mayer broke up with Jennifer Aniston back in August, I couldn’t find as many pics of him to download on all the paparazzi sites. Weird. I’m sure he didn’t notice. From Star magazine:
John Mayer is his own biggest fan! A source claims that ever since he got back with Jennifer Aniston last month, he’s been Googling himself! “He’s even gone so far as to set up a Google alert, so when his name appears in a new article on the search engine, he gets notified on his Blackberry,” says the source. Jen worries that John, who denied in May that he does that, is “too obsessed with fame, but she’s so in love that she’s willing to excuse anything.” (Print Edition - 11/24)
Sounds like John’s working the system. I guess banging Jen for publicity is a lot easier than making decent music. If John really wants to get noticed by the paparazzi, he just needs to do what the rest of Hollywood seems to be doing these days to get attention: hire a publicist go to rehab date someone of the same sex. Of course some might say he’s already doing that.
Melanie Griffith leaving Cafe Med in West Hollywood (11/22)
Did you know Melanie Griffith’s face has been so ravaged by plastic surgery, that’s actually the only facial expression she can do? You never know if she’s happy or sad. It looks like she just left the circus or a cotton candy factory in the headline pic, right? Nope. She’s actually fleeing for her life from an axe murderer.
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I love Katy Perry.
She is one gorgeous girl who knows how to work the camera, work her fans and so on and so forth. She’s going to appear in the January 2009 issue of FHM magazine. Absolutely beautiful! You don’t have to take off all your clothes to be sexy girls! Her photos are a tease but hell, at least she’s not stripping down to her underwear to get hits.
 
To me, this is an extremely unflattering cover.
I have no idea why some people are totally into this shit. She looks insane. Her shirt is raised enough to make her almost have a beer belly. I think it’s a shiteous cover. Robert Pattison could have graced it….people are so damn tired of Britney.
Everywhere I go, I see Britney SPEARS IS BACK! No, she’s not back. She is forever gone. She was a butterfly…then she was ripped apart and now people are trying to tape her up. I need to make a mental note to not make comparisons between worn-out celebrities and innocent butterflies. *Sigh*
Tara Reid and Julien Jarmoune leaving Falcon nightclub in Hollywood (9/11)
Is it possible for a body that’s been gangraped by Captain Morgan and Jack Daniels to still produce life? I guess we’ll find out. Tara Reid wants a baby. From the San Francisco Chronicle:
Actress Tara Reid is desperate to start a family, hinting that she is trying for kids with current boyfriend Julien Jarmoune. The pair began dating after setting up Reid’s new clothing line together. And she doesn’t want to wait to settle down and start a family, telling People magazine, “I’m ready to make a family. I want two children, a boy and a girl. And a traditional wedding, the big dress, the princess thing. What every little girl dreams of.” (Source)
Tara wants to get pregnant? I don’t think she should. After a pregnancy, a woman’s stomach is often left with disfiguring stretchmarks that tend to . . . ohhhhh, wait a second. Now I see what she’s doing. Having a kid will finally give her an excuse for the way her dilapidated stomach looks. Great idea. Tara’s still got one problem though: most infants need a working nipple when they breast feed.
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