Celebrity Oops

Britney Spears lost custody of her kids to K-Fed. Wow.

I know I know… you read that headline and figured dumbass left the little ones at the truck stop where she scores Oxycontin milkshakes and rejuvenates her weave. But no… she has actually lost custody of her kids to Father of the Year Kevin Federline.

Since getting a court to take kids away from a mother is a tough thing to accomplish, let’s take a look at why. You’d think all of her craziness, reckless behavior and criminal fashion choices would be enough. But here’s what did her in with the court:

Spears was ordered to meet with a drug counselor — she didn’t do it.

Spears was ordered to submit to drug testing — she didn’t do it.

Spears was ordered to enroll in parenting classes — didn’t do it.

Spears was also required to sign the judge’s order — again, she didn’t.

Look, this is just wrong. Taking parenting classes and submitting to drug testing and counseling is a really good way to kill your buzz. And signing the judge’s order would require hillbilly girl to learn how to write. As if.