Celebrity Oops

Charlie Sheen is getting married at the end of May. In Touch Weekly says:

A source close to Charlie Sheen and his fiancé, Brooke Mueller, reveals to In Touch exclusively that they are going to marry on May 30. The couple met at a party in early 2006 not long after Charlie separated from his then-wife, Denise Richards. He proposed to the actress/real estate agent with a $500,000 ring in July of 2007. This will be the Two and a Half Men star’s third marriage and Brooke’s first.

And for no good reason, in their “Living Legends of Sex” article, Maxim wrote:

CHARLIE SHEEN
CONQUESTS: 5,000
The son of Martin and brother of Emilio Estevez has an infamous lust for hookers. The irony is, of course, that Charlie’s also quite capable of getting ladies who’ll do the deed gratis. It’s how he managed to rack up 5,000 pairs of boots knocked. (Source)

Last year, Sheen wrote to his ex-wife Denise Richards:

“You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and, um, oh yeah, sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go fuck yourself, sad, jobless pig . . . Go cry to your bald mom, you fucking loser.” Richards’ mother is undergoing treatment for breast cancer. (Source)

Australia’s news.com.au adds:

Hollywood actor Charlie Sheen allegedly hired the same callgirl involved in the Eliot Spitzer scandal for a fantasy themed threesome. Pimp Jason Itzler, 41, claims he sent Ashley Alexander Dupre under the name of Victoria and another girl, Cheryl to Sheen more than two years ago, the Daily Record reported. He claims Sheen paid $20,000 for a threesome with the girls dressed up as cheerleaders. “Sheen got the girls to dress up as cheerleaders . . . chanting ‘Charlie! Charlie! He’s our man. If he can’t do it, nobody can!’”. (Source)

And finally Female First says:

Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss knew her ex-client Charlie Sheen’s marriage to Denise Richards was doomed because the playboy loved the company of prostitutes too much.

One prostitute, Chloe Jones, recently dismissed claims by the actor’s father Martin Sheen that the Wall Street star wasn’t cheating on Richards, by telling US tabloids that she and Sheen - an old client - met and enjoyed oral sex in a Hollywood hotel in February, 2005.

And now Fleiss admits she isn’t surprised that Sheen’s marriage is over. She says, “The guy’s a rat.” Fleiss admits she feels sorry for the actor’s pregnant wife Richards. She adds, “She’s got to be devastated… (She should) take all the money and move on and forget about him.” (Source)

I really have no idea how Charlie’s marriage to Brooke will go, but how much you wanna bet they move to a house in the suburbs with a white picket fence, have four kids, and live happily ever after.

[WENN]